Funny Baby Sayings for Real Estate

Real estate is a serious business. When you match home buyers and sellers with top real estate agents as we do at UpNest , you become privy to the challenges, pet peeves, and frustrations faced by each group. We thought it would be fun to add some real estate jokes to the mix by kicking off your week with a MONSTER ROUNDUP of 45 hilarious real estate tweets  and real estate memes that are guaranteed to make you #LOL (Laugh Out Loud).

Whether you're a real estate agent, a home buyer, or a seller, we think you'll find something in here you can relate to. Don't miss Ellen citing Funniest Real Estate Listings  in tweet #24 – it's our personal favorite. Enjoy and let us know your favorite real estate jokes  in the comments section or drop us a line on Twitter !

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Real Estate Jokes #1-10

#1

"The love of my life… residential real estate." #realestatehumor #Indianapolis pic.twitter.com/FPS3U4Vqps

— Anthony Team Realty (@AnthonyTeamIndy) September 10, 2014

#2

Does anybody else seem to have this problem? #realestatehumor pic.twitter.com/amKtkE0Boh

— Sydney Fairman (@SydneySells) January 23, 2015

#3

After every Open House my Seller makes me feel like Shaggy. pic.twitter.com/90QUFc2iVd

— TheBrokeAgent (@TheBrokeAgent) June 2, 2015

#4

That awkward moment when you can't find the light-switch in the kitchen & your client is waiting.. #realtorproblems pic.twitter.com/HZc51jzW9c

— Irina Pops (@IrinaPops) March 11, 2015

#5

What? It's not that bad, is it? lol #realestatehumor #humor #TeamRockensock pic.twitter.com/TusakpjU3X

— Team Rockensock (@JudyinMJ) October 6, 2014

#6

Mid-day #realestatehumor! via @lightersideofre pic.twitter.com/QcjhDZb5tO

— Teresa Cowart (@TeresaCowart) July 15, 2015

#7

Retweet if you have felt this. pic.twitter.com/H7bCxFJ0rG

— TheBrokeAgent (@TheBrokeAgent) July 2, 2015

#8

#RealEstateHumor pic.twitter.com/8pfHiIidXV

— Lisa Anne Tibbles (@YULbroker) December 19, 2014

#9

#realestate #realtorhumor #vacation pic.twitter.com/93kdwDaCog

— Marty Saunders (@Realestatemarty) July 13, 2015

#10

Life as a Real estate agent! #funnyrealestate #realestatememe pic.twitter.com/QaROm0FTA9

— David Zarett (@david_zarett) March 19, 2015

Real Estate Jokes #11-20

#11

simple math! #funnyrealestate pic.twitter.com/IAaa6qT5Xx

— thedulanygroup (@thedulanygroup) June 26, 2015

#12

Showing a house and we spotted this. Less than $20 and this could look like it should. #easyfix #realestatehumor pic.twitter.com/7VUMoNT48a

— Rachel Julian (@CBRealtorRach) March 25, 2015

#13

I want this home too! Anyone else? 🙂 #RealEstateHumor #BDGroup #AZRealEstate #Buyers #Realtor pic.twitter.com/HIT1xYBKqh

— BD Real Estate Group (@ArizonaRLTR) October 21, 2014

#14

#Openhouse #realestate #realtorhumor pic.twitter.com/6ySsKzpMfj

— Marty Saunders (@Realestatemarty) July 12, 2015

#15

RT if you feel the same. pic.twitter.com/HhXVKLjpKk

— TheBrokeAgent (@TheBrokeAgent) July 12, 2015

#16

So true! #RealtorHumor pic.twitter.com/uwzFOUQLYY

— Denise Edenhofer (@WarrantyWoman) June 7, 2015

#17

#SundayComic: A tough real estate market requires proactive advertising. What's the craziest home promo you've seen? pic.twitter.com/pREdXI90b2

— Julie Kistler (@JulieKistler) July 12, 2015

#18

Psychology should be a required course for agents. I have been doubling as a therapist for years now. #TBA

— TheBrokeAgent (@TheBrokeAgent) July 13, 2015

#19

The story of my life..#RealtorProblems #sotrue #realestate #realestatehumor #homesbyjosal #yorbalinda #tngrealestate pic.twitter.com/tCFB1G1jHN

— Jodi Salazar (@HomesByJoSal) July 11, 2015

Real Estate Jokes #20-30

#20

Call me old fashioned but I think you may want to take down the mirrors on the ceiling before selling #funnyrealestate pic.twitter.com/7iAgzjeE

— Peter G Olson IV (@PeterGOlson) November 9, 2011

#21

From #lightersideofrealestate… pic.twitter.com/uv9kOU9Wwb

— Jeff Morgan, Realtor (@FtSkRealtor) June 26, 2014

#22

The old lady who lived in a shoe had a great Realtor! #RealEstateHumor pic.twitter.com/S9UuXVTEz9

— Partner Xchange (@PartnerXchange) August 28, 2014

#23

A little real estate humor #realtors #realestate #realestatejokes #miamibeach #techierealty http://t.co/QEJkVtFLMn pic.twitter.com/kpazQcELSb

— Michael Davalos (@MichaelRealty) January 6, 2015

#24

@TheEllenShow hits it out of the park sharing her favourite #FunnyRealEstate listing… Lol @OREAinfo @realtormag https://t.co/Ujx4pClkPa

— ViMO (@myvimo) May 20, 2015

#25

Hahaha! #realestate #funnyrealestate pic.twitter.com/vhYbkAtfj1

— The Home Shoppe (@TheHomeShoppe) June 11, 2014

#26

Some sellers think they can decorate. But, they can't. #realtorproblems #Staging #forsale #realestateagent pic.twitter.com/5QHF5xZSMT

— Laura (@CallLauraToSell) May 20, 2015

#27

How different people see your home value. #homevalues #homeowners #homesellers #homesbyjosal #funnyrealestate pic.twitter.com/7O2kxZBUoe

— Jodi Salazar (@HomesByJoSal) March 11, 2015

#28

Some real estate humor to start the weekend! #realestatehumor #thelightersideofrealestate pic.twitter.com/NV8QZ8nyfl

— Patrick Winchell (@pwinchell) July 17, 2015

#29

You think? #lol #realestate pic.twitter.com/7dHJKLDs5o

— Hilarious Realtor (@realtorfunnies) October 23, 2013

Real Estate Jokes #30-40

#30

Any takers? 😛 #RealEstateHumor #HousecallsPropertyInspections pic.twitter.com/VCFYyImgTy

— House Calls Perth (@HouseCallsPty) May 14, 2015

#31

Hahaha! #realestatehumor #realtors pic.twitter.com/pqz7TAmL4D

— Rose Team Homes (@TheRoseTeam) June 18, 2015

#32

My favorite moment! I love when they realize it is "The One." #realestatehumor pic.twitter.com/ujrGDLM7m7

— Tatiana Londono (@TatLondono) January 13, 2015

#33

How does a buyer feel? Let's make it happen. @DvRealtyJa @jb_associates #realestate #realestateja #realestatejokes pic.twitter.com/nuKrU9PX6S

— Premier Properties (@PremierProperT) July 6, 2015

#34

A little #Aprilfoolsday #realestate #fun! Enjoy! #realestatejokes #homes #homesforsale #sellingahome pic.twitter.com/FMJmMdTrYT

— Our Toronto Homes (@ourtorontohomes) April 1, 2015

#35

#realestatehumor But its all too real! pic.twitter.com/KimTC6NWAI

— KARL WYNN (@AgentWynn) April 4, 2015

#36

This is one of my things buyers need to know! #realtorproblems http://t.co/iza0Y5qzYL pic.twitter.com/qYhvPRbe48

— Sue Pink Lady Benson (@sueispinky) July 25, 2014

#37

What interests you while buying a property? #RealEstateHumor pic.twitter.com/y5QPqvBTcN

— PropTalkies (@PropTalkies) December 26, 2014

#38

A little #realestatehumor on Wednesday to get you over the hump! pic.twitter.com/EhcbUejin1

— Realty Executives Co (@RECWhittier) September 24, 2014

#39

Some real estate humor to start the weekend! #realestatehumor #thelightersideofrealestate pic.twitter.com/NV8QZ8nyfl

— Patrick Winchell (@pwinchell) July 17, 2015

#40

May have to give this a try! #realestatehumor #realtors pic.twitter.com/SFvjbmNFC9

— Rose Team Homes (@TheRoseTeam) June 16, 2015

Real Estate Jokes #40-45

#41

A Fun Wednesday to all! #RealEstateHumor #FunnyRealEstate pic.twitter.com/9hhhFFImeV

— David Zarett (@david_zarett) March 25, 2015

#42

In a competitive market, you need to give buyers an incentive to choose your home! #realestate #Toronto #realtorjokes pic.twitter.com/ZmIU9fq4Oi

— Property Savvy Team (@propertysavvytm) November 19, 2014

#43

A buyer asks for my sellers baby's crib as an inclusion in an offer tonight. Lol #Realestateproblems

— Lorraine O'Quinn (@OQuinnteam) May 14, 2014

#44

When your buyers 80 yr. Old bff thinks she's a home inspector #realestateproblems

— Pam Worley (@Pam_The_Realtor) May 9, 2014

#45

Lol #stockjokes #realestatejokes #me pic.twitter.com/cJK3W3sN5D

— Brentin Hess (@BrentinHess) July 29, 2014

That wraps up our Twitter roundup of 45 hilarious real estate tweets. Real estate memes are also a great source of entertainment! We hope they shared the funny side of real estate. Connect with us on Twitter  and share your favorites real estate jokes and real estate memes!

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How do you compliment a real estate agent?

Dear [Realtor name],
Thank you so much for your help with [buying/selling] our home. You made the process simple and easy to understand for us and we appreciated your patience and expertise. Your insight was extremely valuable to us and I don't think we could have done this without you.

Is Flipping legal?

House flipping is perfectly legal and is in fact a widespread practice in real estate. As long as it is done correctly,property flipping is entirely legal. In fact, a person can earn a decent and legal living through the practice of property flipping.

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